"Steve Butabi"...Will Ferrell

"Doug Butabi"...Chris Kattan

"Emily Sanderson"...Molly Shannon

"Kamehl Butabi"...Dan Hedaya

"Richard Grieco"...himself

"Mr. Zadir"...Chazz Palminteri

"Barbara Butabi"...Loni Anderson

"Cambi"...Elisa Donovan

"Vivica"...Gigi Rice

"Craig"...Lochlyn Munro

"Dooey"...Colin Quinn

"Credit Vixen"...Meredith Scott Lynn

"Father Williams"...Mark MiKinney

"Hottie Cop"...Jennifer Coolidge

"Dwayne Hickman"...Mr. Sanderson